Hol’ up. I’m on the train headed to the Bronx. Why is there an ad on the train to join the Norfolk police department? 🤣

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This was so me a couple years ago. Stop looking for a problem!

Great. I got on a train where they’re doing a gay porn photoshoot

There’s a couple in front of me on the train. The dude is hanging all over her like a curtain and I’m over here wanting to slip her a paper saying “blink twice for help”

Found Emet sleeping in the sink

Only #80skids understand. My textbook and notebook paper were ruined in last week’s #nycflood. Got a #TrapperKeeper to keep them covered this time.

City alerts from the mayhem this morning. Classes got cancelled. And there’s fast-moving waves in the frigging gutters #nycstorm #nycflood #nyc #newyork #floodfriday #bronx #nycrain #nycrainyday

Glad to see my hard-earned $2.90 increase in carfare to the #NYCMTA is being put to work #nycmtasubway #nycsubway #nycsubways #mtanyc #nyctransit #nycmtasucks #nyc #motthavenbronx #bronx #bronxgrandconcourse

Emet sleeping looking like roadkill #catsofnewyork #catsofnyc #catsofinstagram #bronx #bronxpets