There’s a couple in front of me on the train. The dude is hanging all over her like a curtain and I’m over here wanting to slip her a paper saying “blink twice for help”
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Mother of the Year Award
Goes to my mom because she just came up to me and said, Mom: “I feel like playing Mortal Kombat.…
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When u can’t afford Mountain Dew, there’s always the ghetto version … Mountain Lion … rawr
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