Been thinking about it, but what would I talk about?  It’s not like my life is interesting, I’m just your average Jane. On top of that, I’m a perfectionist and I’d probably spend so much time deleting and reposting the videos if so much as even one piece of hair is out of place that …read more.

Some random study I read said 75% of Americans are dehydrated and don’t know it and that when you’re stomach is growling it means you’re thirsty, not hungry. So why when I drink water when my stomach is growling, my stomach feels bad and I feel like throwing it up?

Uncle Sam why dafuq does it matter? You don’t ask people if they’re married to a short person, or to a brown-eyed person, or interracial person, so why ask if people are gay? Just give us our dam money and stop asking these dumbass questions that are none of your business!

Cable is worthlessly expensive

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Well, now that hoodie season has officially went bit on, bit off … I ain’t got 5h1t to wear now.  All I haz are spring clothes and no summer ones  o_O It’s burning up in here

Oh so we gonna jus skip over Spring and go straight from Winter to Summer right?  Ugh this Summer is going to be miserable. Already close to the 90s and Spring just started. Fuk global warming! Anyone who says it doesn’t exist is either delusional or hasn’t been outside in 10 years.

Booooo

Your brother’s underwear gets caught in your classic bathroom pic