… When you’re in either of them, no one can hear you scream.

When You Kill Ten Million Africans You Aren’t Called ‘Hitler’ | Diary of a Walking Butterfly. Excellent article I just read.

No really … I am

Is it normal for your throat to start burning when chewing Ice Breaker’s peppermint ice cubes gum? Lord Jesus there’s a fire! … In my throat!

Because its slow and no one’s calling!

Stop lying to children telling them that Christopher Columbus “discovered” America. He didn’t discover anything.  If anything he was the LAST one to know because there were already people all over the world thousands of years before he even showed up. Congrats on being the last to know Chris. #WhiteSupremacy #LastOneToKnow #DidntGetTheMemo

Dafuq everything on the screen is GREEN!!! FML!!  I soooooo don’t need this to happen right now. Ugh! …. Aight cool it was just a glitch  /sigh. Had to reset the phone and lost all my data though. Bummer.

Use it to charge multiple USB devices.  Apparently the USB ports still have power going through them even when the PC is off. #Genius

Mmk like UPS needs to hurry up and deliver my package so I can stop peeking out my window every 5 seconds like a peeping Tom Posted from WordPress for Android