Again with my neighbor’s parking skills. All that space, why are u parking like that? Now the silver car in the middle has to bump my Mom’s Scion just to get out.

Alllllll that f*n space and this bro parks just inches from my Mom’s Scion. I know what you’re thinking that “hate” is such a strong word… yup! And I mean every consonant and vowel of it.

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Need some motivation to get me to start work. Mondays are so bad.

MMk. I don’t get it.  How does one big f*n ship hit another big f*n ship in the middle of wide open water? U.S. Navy ship collides with oil tanker in Gulf.  

When you see a swarm of dragonflies, don’t try to be a bro and walk straight thru them. Go around them.  It’s better than running in public lookin like Jack the Ripper is after you.

I went there and asked for a CHICKEN sandwich. They said they don’t sell any. What a joke. Turns out they only sell them in combo form, not just a single chicken sandwich. Dafuq? WHAT KIND OF PANTY HOSE BS …

Because my next destination is going to be over the Virginia state line and I’m going to keep right on going.

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