The leaf blower. I’m walking out my crib and the landscaper guys are out here cleaning up the leaves. And then I look and see one guy blowing the leaves onto the neighbors property. Completly pointless machinery. Don’t just blow the shits around … put em in the dam trash!

Argh hate the holidays. Constantly being asked how to hookup a TV /sigh. You hookup your TV the same friggin way since TVs have been invented. Nothing’s changed since 1923.

Not really

So this morning I was at my computer and took my headset off just in time to hear a scratching sound from downstairs.  Luckily it was in the morning because otherwise I woulda went downstairs with my trusty hammer!  I went downstairs and saw nothing.  There is only one window downstairs which is in the …read more.

So this morning I was at my computer and took my headset off just in time to hear a scratching sound from downstairs.  Luckily it was in the morning because otherwise I woulda went downstairs with my trusty hammer!  I went downstairs and saw nothing.  There is only one window downstairs which is in the …read more.

Dogs have the ability to read energy and reads pity as weakness.

So I just went to a McDonald’s to order a Big Mac meal … and the cashier says “We’re out of meat” WTF??? Posted from WordPress for Android

Just thought I’d leave you guys with this thought before going to bed.  I couldn’t resist.

Why o why … I mean … come on, really?  Can you just say I need moar attention please … the millions of dollars and spotlights aren’t enough. Nothing like wearing slabs of meat I guess … its sickening looking at it … but I’m sure somewhere in Hollywood someone is thinking its great. Ugh.  …read more.