If nothing were a day, today was it. Besides watching the world blow up (literally), my new set of #Vooglam #glasses arriving today was the height of my day. I got 8 pair for only $270 and yes they’re prescription. My favorite pair are definitely the pink ones hands down. #journal

Great. I got on a train where they’re doing a gay porn photoshoot

There’s a couple in front of me on the train. The dude is hanging all over her like a curtain and I’m over here wanting to slip her a paper saying “blink twice for help”

Found Emet sleeping in the sink

Now Sasha’s copying Emet sleeping in the bathroom sink /sigh Copy cat! #catsofnyc #catsofnewyork #catsinsinks #catsink #catsinbathrooms #catsinbathroom

Emet again, can’t resist staying out of the bathroom sink #catsofnyc #catsofnewyork #catsinsinks #catsink #catsinbathrooms #catsinbathroom

Hampton is the 65th most deadliest city in the US. There are 19,500 cities in the US. How y’all make #65!!

Hol’ up. I’m on the train headed to the Bronx. Why is there an ad on the train to join the Norfolk police department? 🤣

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This was so me a couple years ago. Stop looking for a problem!