Have you ever unintentionally broken the law? This is New York, the city of stupid laws. They’re so stupid, even our corrupt mayor doesn’t follow them, so much that he breaks them and commits fraud on purpose, but doesn’t get persecuted for any of it. Everyone unintentionally breaks them every day and if you didn’t …read more.

If there were a biography about me, its title would be “No Fucks Given” because I have whole-heartedly accepted that the majority of people are full of shit.

I don’t have a dream home because it’s so far out of reach. A home here in NY costs a minimum of $1.5M.

Are there any activities or hobbies you’ve outgrown or lost interest in over time? Growing up, I was into many hobbies, only I didn’t see them as that, and I just considered them things to do. As far as I’ve known, since even before kindergarten, I drew cartoons. I started playing the piano when I …read more.

I am not big on candy, because it’s just not a food of choice for me. Sure I have some occasionally but I just don’t see the point of it. Hear me out.

What do you complain about the most? As a New Yorker, I complain about a lot of things because there’s a lot to complain about. The homeless people that sleep across the entire seat on the subway during rush hour. Cashiers who act like I ruined their day just for asking a question. The racist …read more.

Name an attraction or town close to home that you still haven’t got around to visiting. An attraction that is only a few miles from me that I’ve never gotten around to visiting is the Statue of Liberty. Even when I lived in Sunset Park, Brooklyn where I could literally see her every time I …read more.

List five things you do for fun. Five things I do for fun are: I can only think of 3. The last 2 would be things that I used to do, but I hardly ever do anymore, which are playing the cello, doing yoga, and drawing, so can’t really call them “for fun”.

If you could make your pet understand one thing, what would it be? If I could make my cat Sasha understand one thing, it would be that I hate her whining and grumbling. She’s a Siamese cat, and she doesn’t do much meowing, she’s actually mostly silent, but when she wants something she can’t have …read more.

Write about your first name: its meaning, significance, etymology, etc. My first name is Eve. I don’t know its roots but supposedly Eve was Adam’s wife in the Garden of Eden. Rumor has it, she gave Adam intelligence and the whole world went to shit.